Humor

     A Little Bit of Humor

Your closest friends are those that you've met through soccer.

You are happy to spend $140 on soccer cleats, but are appalled when the  materials for your child's science fair project cost $15.

When someone asks how old your children are, you respond, my son is a 96 and my daughter is a 98.

You have never met a linesman that knows how to call off-sides properly.

The kids on your team are 'feisty', while the kids on the opposing team are 'dirty'.

You own a 2-year old SUV with 182,000 original miles.

You have seen all kinds of movies between tournament games that you would have never watched otherwise.

You as soccer parents have a strict rule about "no removing shin guards inside of the car."

When your kids go to camp, it isn't the same kind of camp you went to when you were a kid;

You've forgotten where you go to church.

You own a 2-year old SUV with 182,000 original miles on it;

You have not celebrated your anniversary for 3 years because it always falls on a practice or game day.

Your closest friends are those that you've met through soccer.

Your kid takes a bloody wallop on the nose, and your first thought is that he/she needs to quit crying or be subbed because we're running out of time in the game.

You know where every soccer field is in Oklahoma, Texas, Missouri, and Arkansas and you know where the closest Starbucks, bagel shop and Subway, Sonic, McDonalds is to each of those fields.

You know how to get to all of the above without getting lost.

Your gas credit card bills are bigger than your 2nd mortgage.

.You have owned every style of camping chair ever made.
 

..You have never met a competent Center Ref in your life.

..You feel compelled to point out hand balls to 65 year old

Ref’s with thick glasses.

A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son.  Suddenly the boy bursts in the kitchen.  "Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once.  TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! They're splattering, hurry cover then, COVER THEM! COOOOVVVVEEEERRR TTHHEEEEMMMM ALREADY! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You need to listen! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY!  Have you LOST your mind! Don't forget to salt them. You always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The mother stared at him.  "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The son calmly replied, "So now you know what it feels like when I'm trying to play soccer."